New Orleans, the city where the jazz is hot, the gumbo is spicy, and the events are downright eccentric! Get ready to mark your calendars with a splash of humor because the Big Easy is gearing up for a lineup of events that will have you laughing, dancing, and scratching your head all at once. So, grab your planner and prepare for a journey into the wonderfully weird world of NOLA!
1. March 25th – Jazz Funeral for Common Sense
Bid adieu to common sense because, let’s face it, it’s been on life support for a while now. Join us as we parade through the streets of the French Quarter, mourning the loss of rationality with a brass band and a second-line procession that defies all logic. Who needs common sense anyway when you have jazz and jambalaya?
2. April 10th – Gumbo Gauntlet: A Spicy Showdown
Think you have what it takes to conquer the Gumbo Gauntlet? Test your taste buds and your tolerance for spice at this culinary competition where amateurs and professionals alike battle it out for gumbo glory. From the classics to avant-garde creations that’ll make your grandma blush, expect a showdown that’s hotter than a Louisiana summer.
3. May 5th – Cinco de Drinko: A Tequila Tango
Who says you can’t celebrate Cinco de Mayo with a twist of New Orleans flair? Join us for Cinco de Drinko, where we put the “fiesta” in “festival” with a tequila-fueled extravaganza that’ll have you dancing the Tequila Tango ’til dawn. Just be sure to pace yourself—this party is a marathon, not a sprint!
4. June 20th – Voodoo Vengeance: Curse or Cure?
Ever wondered what happens when you mix voodoo with a dash of comedy? Find out at Voodoo Vengeance, where we explore the mystical world of hoodoo with a tongue-in-cheek twist. From potion-making workshops to a séance with a side of slapstick, expect a night of magic, mischief, and maybe even a few surprises from the spirit realm.
5. July 4th – Red, White, and Booze: A Patriotic Party
Celebrate Independence Day like only New Orleans can—at a party that’s as American as apple pie and as boozy as a hurricane. Join us for Red, White, and Booze, where we raise a glass to freedom with fireworks display that’ll light up the sky and a BBQ buffet that’ll make Uncle Sam proud. Just remember to wear your stretchy pants—you’ll need ’em!
So, there you have it—NOLA’s calendar of upcoming events that are as quirky as they are quintessentially New Orleans. Whether you’re a local looking for a good time or a visitor eager to experience the city’s unique charm, there’s never a dull moment in the Big Easy. So, mark your calendars, pack your sense of humor, and get ready to laissez les bons temps rouler like never before!